T'was the night before Christmas
and all through the car
there were people drinking
from the lighted stretched bar.

They were singing and laughing
and full of good cheer,
with one fat man yelling,
"Hey, pass me a beer!"

I was driving through towns
up and down city streets
while a cd was playing
merry holiday beats.

The houses were decorated,
with fresh fallen snow
adding sparkle and shimmer
to the light's calming glow.

While making a turn
in my mirror did appear
a 14 pack limo
being pulled by reindeer.

The driver was old
and lively and quick
This old chauffeur guy
looked alot like St. Nick.

I noticed his face
the closer he came
then he yelled to his reindeer
and called them by name:

"Now Larry, Now Becky,
Now Ronnie, Now Dawn,
Go Maurice, Go Michael,
HG, Greg & John."

He drove down the street
and headed up to the sky
Then looked down at me
with a gleam in his eye.

A red bow tie he wore,
it was part of his tux
this guy, St. Nick
looked like a million bucks.

Up to the housetops
the limo, it flew
with a seat full of toys
and St. Nikolas too.

With stops here and there,
it took him awhile,
to deliver his gifts
with glammer and style.

The gifts were delivered,
it took him all night,
he checked the back seat
and had a horrible fright

A man was there sleeping,
but he woke to a cough.
St. Nick asked the man,
were you my 6pm drop off?

The man told St. Nick
Hi, My name is Bob.
Are you really Santa,
and is this your other job?

Yes said St. Nick,
and did you miss your plane?
I'll fly you to your family,
first class to Bangore Maine.

St. Nick was finally finished,
so he laugh and he cheered.
Merry Christmas to all,
and a happy New Year.