Go to the Service Desk and ask
to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.


Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in only if they bring pillows from the bedding department.


Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."


In the auto department, practice your
Madonna look using different size funnels.


Hide in the clothing rack and when people
browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"


Go into a fitting room and yell loudly,
"Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"