You just can't take any more of this. "Excuse me," you say, "but it's my karma to leave this bar right now."

"Okay," replies the space cadet.

You get in your car and drive home. But on the way your author has a sudden attack of writer's block. With no one to tell you what happens next in your life you pass out and your car goes over a cliff. Your author suddenly comes out of his block, but by that time it's too late, you're already plunging toward certain death, with nothing to look forward to but a well written description of your fiery end.

THE END