THE ELDRITCH QUINTUPLETS
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Are Lovecraft's stories too long to read? Are the words
too strange and difficult?
The Eldritch Quintuplets provides the solution--the complete
fictional works of HP Lovecraft, rewritten as limericks:
There was a Mad Arab who said
That Cthulhu, though dreaming, is dead,
But some future night
When the stars become right,
He'll abandon his watery bed.
Makes a great gift! A million and one household uses! Perfect as
nursery rhymes for small children! Convenient 'crib' for college classes! Provides
hours of family fun for Lovecraft fans of any age! Impress and amaze friends
and enemies alike with your mastery of the Lovecraftian corpus! Unlike most
forbidden tomes, fits neatly on any standard bookshelf!
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CONTENTS
COVER
PRAISE FOR THE ELDRITCH QUINTUPLETS
EDITIONS:
First Edition ($6.00 plus shipping and handling): 28 pages, cardstock
cover, original cover art and one internal illustration, numbered edition of 150.
Special Edition ($15.00 plus shipping and handling): 26 lettered copies, signed by
the authors, with a personalized Eldritch Quintuplet, composed just for you, inscribed
on the inside back cover. If ordering the special edition, please give us the name
of the person for whom the Eldritch Quintuplet is destined and, if you like, a general
idea what you would like the limerick to be about.
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