That Don't Impress Me Much
from "That Don't Impress Me Much" as performed by Shania Twain
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty noble
But you've got being Knightly down to an art
You think you're a warrior--you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay so you're a Jedi Knight
That don't impress me much
So you got the lightsaber but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're all right
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who carried his holo in his pocket
And spare cape--just in case
And all that extra grease in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause heaven forbid it should fall out of place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay so you're Baron of Cloud City
That don't impress me much
So you've got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're all right
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to fly his freighter
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your ship goodnight
C'mon baby tell me--you must be joking, right?
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay so you've got a souped-up freighter
That don't impress me much
So you've got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're all right
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
You think you're hot but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're all right
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're a mythical pirate or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me much!!!
That don't impress me much!!!

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