Well, I was born a Dark Lord of Sith's daughter
I was borne from an evil daddy
And if I had a credit chip
For all the things he's done
There'd be a mountain of money
Piled up to my chin

My mother told me good
'Midala told me strong
She said "Be true to yourself
And you can't go wrong
But there's just one thing
That you must understand
You can't fool with your brother
but you'll mess with that mercenary Han
You'll mess with that mercenary Han
You'll mess with that mercenary Han
You'll mess with that mercenary Han"

Well, that mercenary Han
He's got luck on his side
He's got a ship and a wookiee
Back him up from behind
Wild-eyed looks from his time with crooks
He's a man with a mission
Got a serious mind
There was a 'drive all in a jumble
And Chewbacca in the ceiling
That mercenary Han, he was followin' me
I said "Stop what you're doing
My hands are dirty, please"
He'd a message for me that I couldn't believe

Well, I was born a Dark Lord of Sith's daughter
I was borne from an evil daddy
And if I had a credit chip
For all the things he's done
There'd be a mountain of money

"You'll mess with that mercenary Han
Mercenary Han
Mercenary Han
Mercenary Han
You'll mess with that mercenary Han"

[repeat into oblivion]

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