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* Play Your Cards Right *
(please don't fret--none of these are essential to understanding this story)
"What'll it be, gentlemen?" asked the tuxedoed, red-skinned, black
haired Zeltron dealer behind a game table in The Brewcaster, one of
the many establishments in the bar district of the capital city of
Colosse. A band of spacer mechanics spread out and straddled the
stools in front of the large, round table to reveal a blonde-haired,
blue-eyed young man dressed in black standing next to a taller,
older, brown-haired, "Just an old-fashioned game of sabacc, chief," New Republic
General Han Solo drawled as he took a stool and leaned toward Jedi
Knight Luke Skywalker, who had taken the seat to Han's right.
"Wonder how he ended up in the Half Moon sector..." Han said
behind a large, space-tanned hand, eyeing the unbelievably
handsome Zeltron.
"Everyone's gotta eat," Luke murmured back. "You're just jealous
'cause he's prettier than you."
Han snorted loudly. Some of the spacer mechs looked over in
amused curiosity. "Gimme a break, junior. His looks are unreal.
Now, I'M a real man," he said as he hefted a thumb toward himself.
Luke rolled his eyes. After the ex-smuggler's too recent stint in
carbonite, though, it was a joy to resume this old routine.
"What are we betting, Solo?" asked Rancho, the dark-haired,
mustachioed head spacer mechanic at a nearby garage. He and Solo
had known each other for several years, ever since Han had first
come to Colosse to unofficially check up on Princess Leia Organa
(before it was revealed she was also a Skywalker) during one of her
undercover assignments. "You can't have much left with all those
parts you just got," Rancho guessed. The rest of the mechs who had
helped Han and his wookiee first mate Chewbacca during their
shopping spree at the garage that morning laughed in agreement.
"Ain't that the truth," Han grudged with a smile. "Minimum bids,
boys?"
Everyone nodded, the Zeltron smiled, and the interference field lit
up as the electronic cards were dealt.
Princess Leia Organa Skywalker tapped an impatient toe outside the
Millennium Falcon. She'd just gotten word that the supplies she'd
come to Colosse with Han, Luke, Chewbacca, and a handful of
other New Republicans to bargain for were ready for pickup. It
figured Han and Luke were nowhere in sight. A breeze billowed the
full-length, "Chewie, the supplies are ready," the Princess said as she laid a
hand on his forearm and looked up at him. "Can you take me to Han
and Luke so we can get this show on the space lanes?"
Chewbacca whuffed his assent. He didn't like the smell of this
place, and all the time he was spending installing new parts for the
Falcon wasn't making the stay here go any faster. The wookiee hit
the remote to close the ramp, and he and Leia were off to find the
boys.
"...but of course they were off-worlders and didn't realize they'd left
tracks in the sand," Luke continued in one of his "good ol' days on
Tatooine" stories. "So next morning they woke up to local enforcers outside
the house yelling, 'Come out with your hands up. We know you have the Big
Bantha.'"
The spacer mechs burst out into laughter along with Han, who
slapped Luke on the back. "That was a good one, kid," the Corellian
said, "even if I've heard it like a gazillion times before."
Luke's satisfied smile at his memories and the men's laughter fell for a
moment. "I've never told you that one bef--" the moisture farmboy in him
started to protest. Then his Jedi instincts kicked in. Plus, Han was
grinning like a maniac. "Oh, hydrospan this," Luke finished with a "Nice to see you boys behaving like gentlemen," came an alto voice
from behind. The spacer mechs turned and whistled at what they
saw. The Princess stood with one hand on hip, her slight figure
outlined by the dark fur of Chewbacca, towering directly behind
her.
"Leia..." Luke began, turning red.
Rancho thought he'd struck gold. Moving quickly off his stool, he
stood in front of Leia and bowed. "I'm Rancho," he began, "and
whoever you are, you're as lovely as a princess. What's your
name?"
Leia smiled graciously and threw a quick glance at Han. He was
already fuming. Good! But she wasn't in the mood for flirting right
now, and couldn't resist the opportunity for a perfect reply. "Why,
thank you, Rancho. As a matter of fact, I AM--"
"This is Leia," Han cut in, having slid off his stool and grabbed her
hand. Slowly, Leia looked over to Luke, who was wondering
himself what the ex-smuggler was up to.
"She IS a vision, isn't she?" Han continued proudly, looking down
into Leia's increasingly wondering face. "Those liquid brown eyes,
that silky, long brown hair...."
Chewbacca smothered a guffaw and Leia's eyes grew wide with
disbelief.
"Gentlemen," Solo announced with a smug grin and a sweep of his
arm, "meet my wife."
Luke and Chewbacca burst into laughter that was conveniently
drowned out by the hearty congratulations of the spacer mechs.
"Figures," Rancho said with an apologetic smile.
"How much have you had to drink this afternoon?" Leia asked the
swaggering Corellian.
"May I get the beautiful lady a cocktail?" the Zeltron asked and
flashed an atomic-white smile at the Princess.
Why not? She refused to be disconcerted by Han's hijinks. "A
Sparkill spritzer, thank you," Leia said, looking up and smiling
sweetly at Han, who had just opened his mouth to tell the Zeltron
he'd get his "wife" her drinks, thanks.
"Look, handsomes," she said as she turned her glittering gaze from
Han to Luke, "our supplies are in and we've got to pick them up by
end of business today."
The two men looked at each other. Playtime was over. "Sure,
sweetheart," Han said, "just one more round." Chewbacca had
brought a stool up behind Leia, and she sat down on it between Han
and Luke. In a minute a server droid rolled up to Leia with her
drink.
"Last deal for us," Luke said to the Zeltron, pointing between Han
and himself. 'Thank you,' Leia's voice echoed in Luke's mind.
"Starting bets?" asked the dealer. Luke and the spacer mechs threw
their chips in, but Han wasn't done having fun with the Princess. "I
bet a kiss from my wife," he announced. The Zeltron smiled widely.
Conveniently once again, Luke and Chewbacca's laughter was
drowned out by the excited reaction of the mechs.
"I'll get you for this, Solo," Leia leaned forward and whispered by
Han's ear, then took a long drag of her drink.
"Oh, I wish you would," Han said with a wicked grin.
Cards were dealt and the randomizer started up again. The
interference field flickered with frozen cards. Luke eyed the spacer
mechs one by one, reaching out vaguely to weigh their odds. Leia
took another long drag of her drink. Inevitably, Han called. The
mechs groaned and laid out their cards.
"Round to Solo," the dealer announced, then eyed Leia. "Obviously, a very
lucky man."
"Obviously," she repeated dryly as she reached forward and set her
half-empty glass on the table. Chewbacca roared triumphantly. Luke
smiled to himself. Rancho swore.
Laughing, Han stood, turned to Leia, and set his hands on her
waist. It still surprised him how tiny she was. "So how 'bout a kiss
for your hubby?" he asked loudly, leaning forward and bending her
back toward Luke.
"You're going to pay," she murmured as his lips hovered over hers.
"Can't wait," Han said with bright eyes, then closed them to kiss
her full and long. Suddenly, Leia began to lose her balance and
flailed an arm out toward Luke, knocking her drink over on the table
in the process. Staring in stunned amusement at the Corellian, Luke
caught and held her steady as Han broke the kiss at last.
"Geez, Han," Luke said and shook his head with a laugh, "you're
feeling a little TOO good to be alive these days, aren't you?"
Leia straightened herself, slid off the stool, and scrambled for her
composure. Damn that nerfherder.
Han winked at Rancho and the rest of the spacer mechs, offered Leia an arm
as did Luke, and fished for a coin in his pocket.
"Sorry about the mess," he said as he flipped it to the dealer and
walked out of the bar opposite Luke with Leia between them and
Chewbacca bringing up the rear.
Leia luxuriated in the warm, soapy, sweetly scented water that
surrounded her. The heat of the bath seeped into her muscles, sore
from an afternoon of loading supplies into the Millennium Falcon
and other New Republic spacecraft--until Han came and literally
carried her away from the stacks of crates to a pallet of small boxes.
"You're gonna hurt yourself...again," he'd argued. "Come work on
this smaller stuff. Only little hands like yours can stack it properly,"
he'd said, kissing her fingers and adding a rather uncharacteristic if
not superfluous "please." Han was definitely feeling good to be
alive these days. Guess that's what a near-death experience like
being frozen in carbonite will do to you.
She slid her feet up, waved her arms underwater, and watched the
resultant currents rise and lap around the pink islands of her knees.
A wet strand that had escaped the loose pile of hair on the top of her
head ran down her back. It tickled but she didn't care. When's the
last time she'd had a water bath instead of a quick jump in a sonic
'fresher? Had to have been back at the palace...back when there was
a palace.
Leia let her head fall back on the glass-block wall surrounding the
spacious circular tub. For the first time, she didn't break down at the
thought; tears welled silently in her eyes and she just
remembered...Alderaan.
The door to her hotel room whooshed open. "Luke?" Leia called,
squeaking along the bottom of the tub as she sat up and tried to keep
calm, tried to reach out and feel him in her mind. Stang. Why hadn't
she brought her blaster with her?
"Even better," Han said as he poked his head into the room. "Smells
great in here," he added, then his gaze dropped to the waterline in
the tub. "Looks great, too."
"How droll," Leia said dryly as she fought not to blush. Han had
seen her...parts of her...before. But never all of her. "How did you
get in here?"
"Sorry. Do you want me to leave?" Han asked, putting a hand over
his eyes.
"Of course not," Leia said. "You can come in." Han dropped his
hand and moved to sit down on the edge of the tub. "Just don't get
in with me," she added with a wink.
"I promise," Han said with hands up. "But come on, Leia--Luke can
have the code to your room but I can't? You still trust your big
brother more than me, huh?"
"Han," Leia tried not to sound exasperated, "you know I got this
room to get away from you guys. Forget us being apart--you and
Luke were apart too long. You two are making up for lost practical
jokes, and I can't take it anymore!"
"Aww, come on, Your Highness," he drawled softly. "We're just
havin' fun."
"I know..." Leia said, fighting a smile at Han's rare proper
acknowledgement of her royal status. Han absently spun the tub
stopper on the edge of the bath; Leia popped a soap bubble.
"Besides," she continued in a small voice, "I wanted a bath. Do you
know how long it's been since I've had the chance to take a hot
water bath?" Han raised his eyebrows and she already regretted the
question.
"Remember, Your Worship, we were at this hotel before," Han
intonated. "Sodus Bay? Colosse Crushers? Is the night coming back
to you?"
Leia pressed her lips together. "Yes, I remember," she sang,
flicking water at him. "We didn't have a room with a tub," she
added lamely. Did we? She really didn't remember much of the hotel
part of that evening.
Han watched the water glisten on her shoulders. 'Got to get her in a
shower,' he thought. 'Yeah, definitely have to do that.'
Leia watched his face, wondered what he was thinking. "How'd
you get this room, anyway?" he asked after a moment. "Throw your
royal weight around?"
Leia let out a snort. "Please..."she said. "The Colosseans insisted I
have a room during my stay."
"That's a good story," Han said with a smile and crossed his arms,
"I think you're lying."
Leia sighed and turned her head sideways to glare at him. 'I have
got to get Luke to teach me that Jedi mind trick thing,' she noted to
herself. "OK, I asked for it," she blurted as Han started to laugh.
"But they insisted they pay for it."
"That's mighty big of them," Han said then stood up and hitched his
thumbs on his belt. "Look, I just came here to see if you wanted to
go out to dinner tonight," he continued with a slightly vulnerable
look. Leia was temporarily stunned. Yes, there was a reason she
spent time with this guy. She smiled, slid down in the tub, and
wiggled her toes. "Han, that's a very nice thought..." she began,
then remembered her brother. "But what about Luke? It wouldn't be
fair to leave him high and dry."
Han dug his hands into his pockets. "Sweetheart, it's real nice
you're trying to be a good long-lost sister and all, but come on. A
few hours alone? I think he'll understand." Leia gave him a dubious
look. "Anyway," Han continued, drawing his ace, "he's already got
a date for the evening."
"What?!" Leia exclaimed and sat back up in the tub. Unbidden, a
twinge of jealousy had stabbed through her. 'Wait a minute,' she
thought, 'this is old stuff,' and a warm wave replaced the twinge as
she remembered what she and Luke were to each other now, what
they'd always been and always known somehow: they were twins.
She smiled to herself. It was all so perfect.
Han watched the parade of emotions that passed across Leia's face.
"Is there a problem?" he edged.
His voice brought her back to him. "Of course not," Leia said, wondering
who Luke's date was. There were only a few other women in the
group that had come to Colosse; maybe it was that new recruit. "I'd love
to go out with you tonight, Han," she finished with a smile.
Han grinned and his eyes swirled to gold. "Well, allright," he said,
reaching down for the towel on the tub's edge and cracking it like a
whip. "In that case, let's get goin'."
"You can't be serious," Leia said. "I've got another 15 minutes in
this thing."
"Sorry, Your Pruneness," Han said as he draped the towel over his
shoulder, then reached for the tub stopper and pushed it down.
"Time's up."
The drain below gurgled, and water started to pour down and out.
"How dare you?!" Leia shouted as she scrambled still submerged
for the control and tried not to laugh.
"Careful, Princess," Han teased, keeping a hand over the stopper,
"your 'parts' will show."
Leia turned red. "You've seen my 'parts,'" she tried to argue. He
really was a scoundrel, and she loved it.
Han nodded and leered. "Yeah, but not quite the whole package
yet."
"That's right, flyboy," she answered. "Use your imagination."
"I do, gorgeous..." he intonated. "All the time."
Leia groaned; she'd walked right into that one. OK. Let's try a
different tack. "I seem to recall your being concerned for my 'royal
dignity' once," Leia said, both of them remembering how he'd laid
a sheet over her as he stripped her bloody clothes off after her scrape
up a thornworm tunnel on Half Moon. "Do you think you could
conjure some of that concern back up?"
Han seemed to actually consider the request. "Nope," he decided.
"But I WILL give you this towel if you ask nicely enough."
Leia was too agitated now to think of lounging in the tub any
longer. He'd won. She would have to come up with some better
counter strategies for his kissing games. Oh, well. Even in her
romantic relationship she was going to have to play politics. No
bother, though; she'd take pillow politics any day.
"OK," she grudged and reached out a hand for the towel. "Please."
The water level in the tub was getting revealingly low.
"Good start," Han said. "Now again--this time with feeling." He
yanked the towel off his shoulder and dangled it just out of her reach.
The water was too low to hide in anymore. Leia heaped soap
bubbles onto herself. "Please," she repeated and started to giggle.
"Faster, more intense," Han said, starting to laugh himself.
"Please, please, please, you nerfherder," Leia spluttered and lunged
to grab the towel away from him. They both laughed as Han turned
his back to her and Leia wrapped the towel around herself.
"You can turn around now," Leia said. Han faced her with a
sheepish look. "You're such a scoundrel," she began with a smile.
"I think it's time for you to pay for your little trick at the bar," she
ended "Oh, hurt me, baby," Han said and wrapped her in his arms. Ricocheting
wildly off the glass block, their laughter filled the room.
Han had heard of cozy, but this was ridiculous. The lanky Corellian
shifted in his seat in search of legroom, but only knocked knees
with Leia again.
"Hey, Your Shortness," he said, peering under the dark tasseled
lampshade that hung low over the small circular dinner table they sat
at, "ya think we could get a bigger booth?"
Leia was leaning back and soaking up the atmosphere, revelling in
the smooth leather booth back behind her bare shoulders. Her eyes
flitted from one glowing tasseled lampshade to the next, each lamp
centered over a table among the pool of chairs beyond their booth,
each shade a different deep jewel color, each a different wild organic
shape. By Han's request she wore a crimson halter dress and left
her hair in the loose pile on the top of her head that he'd found her in
the tub with. A pair of gold tassel posts dangled from her ears.
"What?" Leia asked after a moment, tearing her eyes away from the
lamps, grasping the edge of the table, and leaning forward to him.
"Oh, Han, isn't it comfy here?" She gave him a dazzling smile.
"Yeah," Han said, his pained expression melting into his patented
lopsided grin at the sight of her contentment. "It's perfect." He
reached across the table and they held hands. The background music
faded as another song queued up. "What's with the service here?"
he muttered after a moment. "Menus would be nice."
"Doesn't it ever bother you?" a female voice asked on the other side
of the curtain that separated Han and Leia's booth from the next. "I
mean, he's an ex-criminal...and 10 years older than her."
These circumstances sounded way too familiar to both of them to
ignore. Han and Leia both keyed in on the conversation.
"You have to understand how they met, how we all met, what
we've been through together since then," answered a male voice.
Leia didn't want to, but she knew it was Luke. Of all the restaurants
on all of restaurant row in all Colosse, Luke walks into theirs. She
shot a look at Han; he was staring at her intently.
"I guess I don't understand," the female voice said. "You know me,
I'm new to the Alliance...I mean, the New Republic...All the stories
I hear, though...it's just that he seems pretty wild...a smuggler, a
ladies' man...and the age difference. You've never wondered how
compatible they really are?"
Han smirked. It was Luke and his date, allright.
"Honestly, no," Luke said, then fell silent.
'He knows I'm near,' Leia thought, trying to keep him out of her mind.
"Let's go," she mouthed to Han and moved to leave.
Han grabbed her arm and held up a hand. "I wanna hear what he has to say,"
he whispered, looking grimly at the curtain. Leia sat back down on her
hands.
"Sure, they've fought since the moment they met," Luke continued,
"but that's because they're both so opinionated, so strong-willed."
"Plus," he added with a laugh, "by nature they push each other's
buttons. Leia's used to a world of order and hierarchy; Han's made
a conscious effort his entire life to avoid those very things...Leia
goes about things deliberately, logically; Han thrives on instant
inspiration, the turn of a friendly card."
"So what is it they like about each other?" the female voice asked,
exasperated.
Han pointed a thumb to the curtain with a leer. "She wants me," he
whispered to Leia.
"Who doesn't?" she whispered back then crossed her arms. Luke and Leia
hadn't announced their families ties yet; his date had no idea she was
grilling the Princess' twin brother.
"Oh, underneath it all they've got the same brand of courage and
determination, the same need for freedom," Luke said.
Han and Leia looked at each other and gave the same wry smile.
"And there's the physical attraction," Luke added. "That's been
there as long as the fighting's been...at least on Han's side." He felt
Han near, too. Let Leia share that with him wherever she was.
Han has started to waggle his eyebrows at Leia when he caught the
end of Luke's sentence, then scowled as she stifled a laugh.
"They spent three years trying to NOT like each other," Luke said.
"I think if there were any serious incompatibilities, they would have
won out. And the age thing...I don't know. It's just never been
apparent between those two. I'm pretty sure her soul's older than
his."
They were quiet for a moment. Happy tears shimmered in Leia's
eyes.
"And where do you fit in?" the female voice asked softly. Ah, so
this was what she was really after.
"Me?" Luke asked lightly, then added weight to his voice. "I'm just
a friend. A friend that loves them both dearly."
Leia nodded toward the door with a smile at Han. They got up and
walked out into the night.
"That was a nice performance for us, but he deserves some
privacy," Leia said as she walked with an arm around Han's waist.
The ship captain-turned-New Republic general draped an arm
around her shoulders as they headed down restaurant row toward
the bar district.
"The kid's good," Han said admiringly. "Do you really think he
knew we were there?"
"Oh, yes," Leia said. "But his words would have been just as kind if we
hadn't been there."
Han nodded. "Yeah, you two are pretty good eggs. How the hell that
happened with the Dark Lord of Kreth as your dad I'll never figure ou--"
"Let's not start that again," Leia cut in. The two walked on in
silence. Leia saw The Brewcaster sign in the distance.
"Han," Leia asked distantly, "why did you say I was your wife
earlier?"
The Corellian didn't answer for a while. Why did he do anything?
The idea had come to him like all his good ones did--in a flash.
"It seemed like fun at the time, sweetheart," he said, then his
stomach dropped as he thought of what her feelings might be about
his joke. "Why? Did I offend you? Aw, Kreth, Leia--I didn't mean
t--"
"No, no," Leia assured him, leaning her head on his arm. "I was
just wondering. I mean, we've never talked about marriage
before...."
"No, we haven't..." Han realized. "I don't know. I guess when I
saw all those guys checking you out, I wanted them to know you
were special to me."
"You were jealous," Leia amended.
"Yeah," Han edged. "Anything wrong with that?"
"Absolutely not. But am I special enough to be your wife?" Leia
looked up at him and asked.
"Without a doubt," Han answered. "The question is," he stopped and
asked her, "am I special enough to you to be your husband? What do you
think? A Princess and a guy like me--?"
"It's not out of the realm of possibility," Leia cut in. "It could
happen if you play your cards right."
They smiled at each other and walked on in silence once more, each
lost in their own thoughts.
"I'm hungry," Leia said at last. "Me too," said Han.
They stopped and looked up and down the street. Nothing was inspiring
them.
"Well," he said, gesturing toward The Brewcaster, "how about the
scene of the crime?"
Leia laughed. "What, are we going to drink our dinners?"
"No," Han said indignantly. "I'm tellin' ya, they've actually got
some decent food here. Trust me."
Leia rolled her eyes. "If I had a credit for every time I've heard--"
"Yeah, yeah," he said, opening the door and scooting her in.
"Coupla menus?" Han asked as they sat at the bar. In a few minutes
they'd ordered. Han spun around on his stool and leaned his elbows
back on the bar. The sabacc tables beckoned in the distance.
"How 'bout a game to kill time?" he said, stepping off his stool and
eyeing Leia. She looked good in that dress, but the shower idea still
glimmered in the back of his mind.
Leia eyed him suspiciously. What WAS he thinking? She took his
hand and they threw in at one of the tables.
"Place your bets," the dealer said. Leia admired the action at the
surrounding tables. The Zeltron was apparently done with his shift;
he was nowhere to be seen.
Han faced the dealer. "I bet this lady will marry me one day," the
Corellian said as he looked at her out of the corners of his eyes.
The dealer raised his eyebrows at Leia. Her gaze was frozen on the
table. She saw herself in a diaphanous white gown and a sparkling
diadem. Then she saw Han...tugging...a whuffa? She laughed. The
Force must have been playing tricks on her with that last one. She
laid a hand on Han's arm and kissed his cheek tenderly.
Han's eyes lit up. "What was that for?" he asked with a chuckle.
Leia's mouth turned up into a small smile. "For luck."
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