* This Charming Han *
by Marjorie Joyce
a filk of The Smiths' "This Charming Man"
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Broken hyperdrive
In a system desolate
Will the Imps make a meal of us yet?

Then in this charming ship
This charming Han

Why ponder life's complexities
When the leather runs smooth
On the holochess seat?

We could make out tonight
But I don't know what to do with my hair
That Han, oh, he's gruesome
Can someone so handsome still care?

A pumped-up Jedi boy
Who never knew his place
He said "I'm Force training"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

We could make out tonight
But I don't know what to do with my hair
That Han, oh, he's gruesome
Can someone so handsome still care?

This charming Han
This charming Han

A pumped-up Jedi boy
Who never knew his place
He said "I'm Force training"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things


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