One, two--Princess--kneel before you
That's Han and Luke, now
Princess, Princess, they adore you
Why not kiss 'em both, now
Luke has crystals in his pockets
He's got the Force, now
Solo, he wants to buy you rockets
But for his ship, now

Farmboy, he got a Jedi racket
That's what he said, now
Got some Reb Seal upon his jacket
Ben's in his head, now
You marry him, your father will condone you
Unless it's Darth, now
You marry Han, your father will quick-freeze him
In carbonite, now

Marry Luke, marry Han
Who's the one that loves you, Princess? Both of them
Han ain't got no future or family tree
But he knows what a Princess' lover ought to be
He knows what a Princess' lover ought to be

Said, if you want to call Han scruffy
Just go ahead, now
And if you like to tell him maybe
Just go ahead, now
And if you wanna fly through ast'roid showers
He'll set you up, now
And if you like to fight for hours
He'll insult, now

Said, one, two--Princess--kneel before you
That's Han and Luke, now
Princess, Princess, they adore you
Don't kiss 'em both, though
Luke has crystals in his pockets
But he's your bro, now
Solo, he wants to buy you rockets
For you and his ship, now

Marry Han, don't marry Luke
Han's the one for you, Princess, that's no fluke
He ain't got a thing save Chewie in a tree
But he'll need Princess Leia there to set him free
He'll need Princess Leia there to set him free

Said, if you think Han's a nice man
Just go ahead, now
Even if it is just sometimes
Just tell him so, now
And if you like a sonic shower
He'll set you up, now
And if you like to talk for hours
He'll sure oblige, now

[repeat two more times]

Oh, sweetheart!
Just go ahead, now
Oh!
Just just go ahead, now
Oh, Your Holiness!
Just go ahead, now
Come on, forget the Jedi...marry Han!
Just go ahead, now
Come on, come on, come on
Just go ahead, now
Go ahead, now
Just go ahead, now

[repeat variations into oblivion]

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