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var howMany = 43
var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
quote[0]="Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson"
quote[1]="Doubt whom you will, but never yourself. - Christian Nestell Bovee"
quote[2]="You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late. - Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quote[3]="All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover"
quote[4]="It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds. - Aesop"
quote[5]="God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion. - Fernand Mery"
quote[6]="Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway"
quote[7]="One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams."
quote[8]="In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King"
quote[9]="Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein"
quote[10]="You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope"
quote[11]="The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. - Sean O'Casey"
quote[12]="A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. - W. C. Fields"
quote[13]="There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain"
quote[14]="When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West"
quote[15]="He who rocks the boat seldom has time to row it. - Bryan Munro"
quote[16]="Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant"
quote[17]="If one is lucky, a single fantasy can totally transform a million realities. - Maya Angelou"
quote[18]="You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain"
quote[19]="A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin Roosevelt"
quote[20]="If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us. - Francis Bacon"
quote[21]="If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble. - Elbert Hubbard"
quote[22]="No government can be long secure without a formidable opposition. - Benjamin Disraeli"
quote[23]="Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for courtesy. - Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quote[24]="Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one. - Bill Bradley"
quote[25]="The only lesson history has taught us is that man has not yet learned anything from history."
quote[26]="From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life. - Arthur Ashe"
quote[27]="People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise. - W. Somerset Maugham"
quote[28]="You can fool too many of the people too much of the time. - James Thurber"
quote[29]="Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
quote[30]="He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody. - Joseph Heller, Catch-22"
quote[31]="I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain"
quote[32]="Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow. - Plato"
quote[33]="Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford, Sr."
quote[34]="Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life. - John Homer Miller"
quote[35]="Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz"
quote[36]="Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."
quote[37]="Some minds are like concrete; all mixed up and permanently set."
quote[38]="If there were no such thing as bears, what kind of hugs would we give?"
quote[39]="In an interview, Pamela Anderson said that if she were Hillary, she would leave President Clinton. In response, Clinton said, If Pamela Anderson were Hillary, none of this would have happened in the first place."
quote[40]="In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King"
quote[41]="The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy"
quote[42]="Somebody cautioned that if a person or thing means the world to you, and you lose that person or thing, then you have lost the world."
quote[43]="All men should count with you, but none too much. - Kipling"
function rndnumber(){
var randscript = -1
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randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))
}
return randscript
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quo = rndnumber()
quox = quote[quo]
document.write(quox)
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