PROTECTING AND RESTORING THE BAY

Protecting your Bay... Can I get some help from you folks? I need somebody to be creative! Please submit your spoof (Bays.. get it?) so I can copy/paste it here! Thanks!

Alright! We have our first contributions:

We need to make sure that we keep the bays numbers from dwindling in the wild. The bay does not thrive in captivity like the trailer queen sambas. If not allowed to roam free in the countryside, the bay becomes depressed and lethargic, eventually needing much attention and reassurance (like the splitties).