Sharing Flatulent Technologies' Resources with Technological Educators: Educator's Corner

Welcome to Educator's Corner! We're a one-stop education resource for college and university science, health, and engineering educators and researchers looking to enhance their higher education curriculum and research capabilities. We have created a web site where you will find valuable information concerning engineering of methane energy resources and the workings of the mammalian gastro-intestinal system. Also included are pre-written and interactive experiments, lecture assistance, reference materials, lab exercises, teaching tools, student resources, and various research materials, as well as valuable discount coupons for Flatulent Technologies' superlative products and services.

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The experiences of two prodigy interns at Flatulent Technologies' Michigan laboratories

Two fine young and brilliant men did a lot of growing up in the space of just three weeks at Flatulent Technologies' Lansing, Michigan research facility. Wayne and Wade Whipple are known as "prodigies." All of just 8 and 10 years of age, respectively, Wayne and Wade have astounded their teachers with their exceptional mathematical and scientific creativity and reasoning abilities. They have each authored dozens of seminal papers in important, refereed journals on esoteric subjects that would completely boggle the mind of the man on the street. Wade made major contributions toward the recent solution of the Riemann Hypothesis, and Wayne extended John Nash's results in Game Theory to a more general level. Their respective stars have quickly risen in the firmament of the mathematical and scientific community. It was our honor recently to invite the two young prodigies to serve three-week research internships at our Michigan laboratory facility.

Despite the advanced intellectual maturity of the young lads, our research staff wasted no time in "educating" them further in the Flatulent Technologies' way of doing things -- of "working hard and playing hard." By the time their internships were completed, Wayne and Wade were pinching the fleshy, tanned buttocks of our voluptuous female secretarial staff while imbibing incredible quantities of our potent fermented bean beverage, Carumba ("Aye! Carumba!"). The boys adjusted marvelously to our robust corporate culture.

From our accountants, they learned some new strategies for foiling the devious taxing schemes of the Internal Revenue Service. From our CEO, Kenneth Leigh, they learned how the charm and willfulness of a charismatic personality can "move mountains," especially if the mountains belong to Zelda, his buxom "executive assistant." From our research scientists and product development engineering staff, they learned the Flatulent Technologies research method of reductio ad posterior. With this method, our research scientists begin at the end, so to speak, by assuming they have reached the conclusion they desire, then looking for, or contriving if necessary, the data that should logically be generated if their assumed conclusion is correct. This innovative and "outside the box" method of working has yielded many astonishing and controversial results which have distinguished Flatulent Technologies researchers from all the rest.