Q. What does the "X" stand for in Tom X. Chao?
A.

Q. Did you know you have a beautiful voice?
A. Thank you.  No one has ever asked me before.  You are the very first person to ask me that question.

Q. When are you moving back to Los Angeles?
A. As soon as I "make it."

Q. Why did you stop listening to Elvis Costello and switch to King Crimson?
A. Good question.

Q. What is reality?
A. I frequently ask myself this question.

Q. Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
A. Visitors to the Future Fair often ask that question to The President (AKA Dr. Memory) after riding through "The Wall of Science."

Q; What songs would you like played at your funeral?
A. This is a short list and needs to be enlarged in scope:

1. "Somebody To Love" - Queen
2. "Darling I Need You" - John Cale (either version)